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| 2007年02月11日(日) |
Prison vs. Work |
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以下、米国の知人より頂いたもの。
監獄と職場を比較したもので
とくに面白いかなと思ったものを
選びました。
その中でも最初の３つはなかなか。
Prison vs. Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ prison you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell;
@ work you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
@ prison you get three meals a day fully paid for;
@ work you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
@ prison you get time off for good behavior;
@ work you get more work for good behavior.
@ prison you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out;
@ work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
@ prison you must deal with sadistic wardens;
@ work they are called managers.
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