2006年07月27日(木) バックシートドライバー

オアフ島の恩師で師匠から またひとつ
ジョークが送られてきました

今回は 目玉焼きを作っている妻に 夫が
ものすごい勢いで入ってきて長い注意が始まる 
という変わったシーン

最後のpunchlineは 静かにはっきり言うと決まりそうです

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
 Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
 You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I m driving."

運転中にがみがみ妻に言われる夫の復讐のようですね


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