2006年06月13日(火) The Fairy げにおそろしき話

家人が発見したおそろしくもおもしろきジョーク。

60代はじめのカップルの結婚記念日の夜、レストランに妖精が現れて願いを叶えてやるというもの。普通願いを叶えるというジョークにはgenie(魔神)が出てくることが多いのですが、今回はそれなりに意味があるようで、それは最後のThe moral(教訓)に生かされています。

The Fairy

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
 Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry, my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish....so the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful should remember
fairies are female.


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