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日常妄想
by ミァハ
[151027hit]
■『英文メール事件』のこと。
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なにがCongratulationsなのか…(i_i)
次はこれ。『Congratulations (ニックネーム)! Get your Chase Platinum with a 2』HTML形式のメールで、画像が貼り付いている。クレジットカードと、会社のロゴと、手書きのサインだ。
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(Apply Now!という画像)
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Sincerely,
(手書きサインの画像)
President
Chase Manhattan Bank, USA, NA
よく見ると、なんかすごいです。マンハッタン銀行の偉い人？(バカまるだし…＞管理人) 最後は、昨日届いたメール。『$1,000 Instant Winner Email for (ニックネーム)!』…インスタント勝利者って何。(バリバリに直訳。)千ドルもらえる、とかいうのならいいけど(笑) 結構な額だよね、とか(￣~￣) でも、調べると、Instantly＝すぐ、即座に、同時に、だなぁ。ください千ドル!!(笑) ←貯金して生活費にします。あ。半分貯金して、半分で憧れのアイルランドに行くとかー…(そこはかとなく貧乏くさい妄想。っていうか、失業中なんで貧乏なんです…)
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＋以上。そんなわけで、「すみません、英語が理解できなくて困っています。わたしはどうするべきなのでしょう」という旨を書いた、正直かつ、哀しいめのメールを出してみたわけなのでした。他のメールはともかく、最後のは、なんかちょっと、もらえそうなメールよね…妄想なのかなやっぱり…
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